Monday, 28. July 2014
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Sex club owners in Germany are trying to put the Yo Ho Ho into Christmas with a special Yule fair selling nothing but stocking thrillers.
The mucky market - along Hamburg's world famous Reeperbahn red light district - says punters are flocking to the 40 stalls to buy erotic presents like lingerie, dildos and inflatable sex dolls since it opened this week.
And to make sure they keep coming, organisers of the Santa Pauli market are putting on a series of live sex shows, pole dancing events, and other sexy attractions.
They have even built a creche where shoppers can leave their children while they sample the adult playground.
"People will be able to get all the tempting food and the mulled wine you get at a normal Christmas market - it's just that our market is a bit spicier than anyone else's," said a spokesman for the event, now running until December 23.
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