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An innocent holiday video of a girl on holiday in France has been viewed by more than 4.5 million frustrated men on YouTube after they thought they'd found free hardcore porn.

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An innocent holiday video of a girl on holiday in France has been viewed by more than 4.5 million frustrated men on YouTube after they thought they'd found free hardcore porn.

The movie was shot in the tiny French coastal resort, Pornic and shows nothing racier than teenage holidaymakers in their swimming costumes on the beach.

But the title 'Pornic' guaranteed it an enthusiastic audience throughout the Balkans - where the same word means 'porn film'.

"They seem like nice girls but it was a bit of a let down for me and millions of others when we watched it all the way through waiting for the action to start," said one disappointed viewer.

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