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Viagra beer
Brewer Juergen Hopf is giving rivals stiff
competition after inventing what he claims is the world's first libido-lifting
erotic beer.
German Hopf - who claims better results than Viagra - says
his secret is that he brews the special recipe in the nude wearing just a
leather apron and an alpine hat.
He claims he invented the brew by
accident when machines at the automated brewery in Schoenbrunn in Bavaria,
Germany, broke down.
"I was called up to try and fix it as I live just
over the road. It was the middle of the night and there wasn't a soul in sight
so I crossed the road wearing just my little boxer shorts and slippers," he
explained.
"The machinery couldn't be restarted so I picked up a large
stick and started to stir the vat. I suddenly felt strange and I knew that this
beer would be different from any beer we had ever made before.
"Sure
enough, when the beer went on sale everyone who drank it said the effect was
instant. Everyone I asked told me that they had not watched TV all week. Instead
they went straight to the bedroom with no time to spare."
Now Hopf plans
to export his special brew - complete with a topless girl on the label - to
Britain and throughout Europe.
"We already have one or two customers in
the UK but once people there know what our beer does we'll be bigger than ever,"
he said.
Austrian Times
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